Please Remember Your Works Cited List






Please remember your works cited.
Don’t forget your works cited.

For full credit, include your works cited.
Your works cited is worth a portion of the credit.

This needs a works cited.
Works cited works cited works cited.

Remember the works cited we went over in class?
Where is your works cited?

WORKS CITED?
Works cited should be in alphabetical order.

Please remember to include your works cited.
Where is your works cited?

This is an APA citation.  This appears to
be something cut and pasted from Twitter.

This is not a works cited, it’s from the Old Testament.
It’s not a bibliography, it’s a works cited.

This appears to be a bloodstain, it is not a works cited.
Story was written by Edgar Allan Poe not Joe Strummer

that was a joke I made on the sample sheet
that you just cut and pasted into your works cited.

Do not put works cited in Lucida Blackletter.
Do not put links to porn in works cited.

Do not issue personal threats in works cited.
I don’t think you read the syllabus.  Yes,

the syllabus has been posted online
since the beginning of the semester.

The syllabus has the answers
to your questions about late penalties.

Per my previous message,
the policy is outlined in the syllabus.
The syllabus is not summarized

on SparkNotes. There is no thematic
analysis of the syllabus available

via Shmoop.  Please see the syllabus
for relevant information regarding

plagiarism. You have copied that sentence
from the syllabus.  Please see your instructor.

Please note that your instructor
is beginning to ponder the mystery

of sentience and the possibility
that we are all a catastrophic failure

of bioengineering intended to produce
an entertaining resort world

for spacefaring beings to whom we are
but various intellectual properties

parading up the Sunset Strip
pausing occasionally to vomit

in a trash can.  Rock & roll all night
& wear your Ben 10 costume all

day.  Yes
that will be on the final.

Please commit
to memory.

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