Lollygag



He is a loaf
aloof.  Forsooth,
I say ways &
means

mean men’s
amends never
veer when wending
nearer.  

Fools
spool looping
useless
unless usury
proves to be
a useful
idiot.

Stay gold
old man, new man
over matter
& overwritten like
a breakout
new novel
or a nine-part
series on the state
of Seapunk
message boards.
Oars
out.  Clout comes
from silver
tonguing slithering
creatures
down by the
sea
wall.  Law abiding
denizens wish Zen’s
splendor
when wading
into infestations of sharks
who harken surfers
farther from
the seen shore.

Posterity



After the the allusions
were cataloged but before
the Philharmonic had failed
to perform. After the Reformation
but before the needlepoint
had been archived for later
generations. After the Great
Vacation but before
the colonoscopy.  After the
fall but before the roll.
After hours but before
minutes.  After party
but before funeral.  After
I hardly even know her
but before what she said.
After shave but before haircut.
After happily but before
never.  After cigarettes
but before sixty.  After
over but before under.
After birth but before
consciousness.  After the
fall but before the
risible aftermath.  After
the goiter but
before the gulag.  
After the futon but
before the Teflon
grafted into arteries.
After the stint
in the hoosegow
but before
the outhouse blew up
over the barn to which the Thetans
clung like barnacles.
After the manacles but
before the mandibles.  After
the river but before the
woods from whence peered
Granny’s lidless glowing eyes.
After the night but before
the aubade; your bed is made
now lie on the covers fully
clothed & wake
with a stuffed hippo
of unknown origin.

Restorative Juicebox




Nobody was locked in a cathedral
& they burnt it down

because of staples, because of expired tubs
of yoghurt, because of five kinds of Mountain Dew

They filled his boots
with crispy wraiths

because of chocolate gum, because of
canned ham, because of styrofoam peanuts

They removed his head
& installed an LED sunlamp

because of chilblains, because of Sea Monkeys,
because of Greatest Hits

They bound his feet
with caution tape

because of jam bands, because of breadsticks,
because of bedbugs

They filled his shelves
with cantaloupes & weevils

because of liverwurst, because of xmas
episodes, because of candlepins

They blinded his eyes
with a million hairpins

because of bulbous, because of slobber,
because of jowls

They dissed his bowels
& flushed his buttons

because of Einstein, because
of Palestine, because of Target gift cards

Nobody felt worse
than they did

when they tased him, when
he amazed them by

vacantly gaping, when he
gave them a taste of his

copious tears & then they
knew

Confessional

Sometimes I have to remind
myself that nobody
wants to see the setlist
from the concert
that I went to by myself
on a Saturday night.  I’m
surprised whenever
anybody remembers
to invite me to sacrifice
more of my soy
milk for the common
good.  What an honor
to receive your hot take
on the state of tardigrade
liberation.  I can see clearly
from my hut the
spectres stalking the horizon
like gods nobody believed
were there.  I can’t precisely
say at what point I began
to believe my life
was over
by the recycling bin
where someone has left
a cathode-ray television
that is literally
on fire & also figuratively
on fire & also the mollusks
on which my dissertation
was writ have
fired me from their
final migration set against
the backdrop of the national
tragedy that began
when someone mailed
a banana to Warren Buffet.


Low Owl Howl



Apple ocean
in hand help Mickey
get all clean
my kitty butt
my big house
more books
in the alligator
elevator
two Amys my
crayons outside
the lines
why does even
lettuce
have Velcro where
is the Baby
Beluga has anybody
seen my
bunny there’s the
funny part
where the butterflies
scare the people
on TV with long
noodles it’s
silly to think
the sun god needs
a nap but
it’s palpable so the
set goes off
blocks are put back
in bins when
the big hand
is removed
from from your face
peek-a-boo
I see the future
& the past & now
I just want to color
these three
eyes, one for
each Crayola I’ve
eaten since
the goldfish went
bye bye
I will eat
flowers & seltzer
I will live
in a big house
with another
house forever

Lapidary Scrofula

A perspiration of ore.
They happen to be my only present
alternatives.  More, if I thought
they were impossible, I would not
care to push the weight of myself
--the appeal of angels is their
weightlessness; the bones of devils
are made of such dense
carcinogens.  You fall all the way
to Hell & out the other side.
Somewhere in Arizona,
there is an exhibition hall filled
with dealers of exquisite gems.
PayPal is not accepted;
rather, the currency of this particular
realm takes the form
of gall & kidney stones extracted
without anesthesia from celebrities
who have reached their expiration
date.  Jewels are the solidified tears
of seraphim who weep
for the compounded interests
of talk show hosts who spend
their retirements hunting snipe
with tenants of their more distant
estates: on Mondays we eat
the plastics of our neighbors
so they might sleep more easily
with the denizens of the tunnels.
Your friends have been replaced
by a series of sinister masks
& your mask hides the tiny
boys who run around your face
playing innocent games as once
boys were wont to do.
They bury their dead gerbils
in your pituitary, they booby
trap your nose & sell your
mouth to the little girl
who lived down the lazy
river of your left
innominate vein.  She kindly
refrains from frowning,
makes every effort
to live in pieces more easily
broken down for
interment once your plot’s
finally paid off.

from (C)OVID'S METAMORPHOSIS, Book the Fifth

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